Thursday, February 12, 2009

Sex/Education

Ohio fourth-grade teacher Amber Carter was arrested at a motel Tuesday on charges of prostitution after using a school computer to arrange a “date.” The most shocking part: someone in Ohio still has a job.

Superintendent Lawrence Anderson realized he should have been suspicious when Carter started referring to him as Larry the Pimp.

Ms. Carter has been placed on administrative leave pending the case. In the meantime, she has no class.

Obviously these charges may affect her advancement in the school, which is unfortunate, since she was expecting to go for Department Head.

Her career as a prostitute was doomed anyway, since, after her customers were finished, she had a tendency to grade them.
-On a sliding scale, I might add.

Her specialty was the oral exam.

For an extra $20, she might give you extra credit.

Educators nationwide have stood up for Ms. Carter, saying that prostitution is far less demoralizing than teaching fourth grade.

If teaching grammar school pushed her into life as a call girl, you could say she “Hooked on Phonics.”

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