“Service Call”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/technologylive/post/2010/12/consumer-reports-att-the-worst-carrier/1

A Consumer Reports survey ranked AT&T the worst cellphone carrier. AT&T was called for comment, but the signal was lost.

AT&T claims that while their telephone service is admittedly sub-par, no one outshines them when it comes to sending messages by telegraph.

The company admits that they want to improve and are willing to tow the line, but they will charge you an additional $9.99 a month for that line.