http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2010-12-23-bush-house-crash_N.htm?csp=hf
A car crashed onto the front lawn at the home of former president George W. Bush Wednesday. No one was injured, but before any debris from the accident was cleared, Bush complimented the head of FEMA on doing a great job removing it.
The car and driver never posed any threat to Mr. or Mrs. Bush, but George declared war on it anyway.
Bush blamed the accident on a part of the car, referring to it as an axle of evil.
The Secret Service is investigating in cooperation with the NSA, since the oil and other elements in the fuel in the car seem to have originated from somewhere the
Bush said the excitement prompted by the sudden car crash reminded him of his days in the White House. Until an aid corrected him, saying, “No, sir. That was more of a train wreck.”
Republicans condemned the driver for being so careless, and Democrats condemned the car for its low gas mileage.
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