Thursday, February 10, 2011

“Southern Sudan Secession Successful”

Southern Sudan has successfully voted to separate from the rest of Sudan to form its own independent nation. The United Nations will hold a special meeting to make sure one Sudan will have a puppet government controlled by the United States, and the other by China.

To secure their borders, the new Sudanese nation will consult the United States, and then do the opposite of what we do.

Upon hearing the news about the southern part splitting from the rest of the country, former president George W. Bush said, “I just hope Mexico doesn’t start getting any ideas of doing the same thing.”

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