"The Donald, the Candidate?"

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2011/02/donald-trump-obama-cpac-/1

Donald Trump spoke at the Conservative Political Action Conference, telling the crowd he is seriously considering a run for president in 2012. His plan to improve the economy and lower unemployment is simple: turn America into a reality show.

Trump has the perfect election strategy. He’ll get all the rich people on his side, and then win over poor, single mothers with running mate Bret Michaels.

Vice President Joe Biden called and asked Trump, "If you win in 2012, can I be your Apprentice?"