“Sumo, Sue Me”

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/fe ... tion-japan

The Japanese Sumo Association canceled a big tournament in Japan next month as it copes with a match-fixing scandal. Fans had begun to suspect that the matches were fixed when several giant Sumo champions were defeated by Mary-Kate Olsen.

Fixed Sumo wrestling is the sports world's biggest scandal, at least by weight.