Showing posts with label running for president. Show all posts
Showing posts with label running for president. Show all posts

Friday, August 5, 2011

“Rosanne for President” or “Rosanne’s Nuts”


On the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Rosanne Barr announced that she seriously plans to run for President in 2012.   She also said she didn’t need a running mate, which makes sense since she could easily fill both chairs.

Rosanne would likely have great domestic policy ideas, since she has experience as a “domestic goddess.”

Her ex-husband Tom Arnold might vote for her, since she was the last person to get him employment.

Experts say that if Rosanne were to be elected, she would likely serve two terms, but the last year of her second term would all turn out to be a dream.

Friday, April 29, 2011

“Trump Is a Grump”


Donald Trump gave a speech in Las Vegas, but surprised listeners with an expletive-laden rant about the current administration and several issues.  Supporters had no warning that he was going to go all “Meatloaf” on them.

Trump dropped several F-bombs in front of a crowd made up mainly of Republican women’s groups. Apparently, Trump forgot that if you’re speaking live, rather than on reality TV, they can’t “bleep” you.

Trump appeared to really blow his top, yet miraculously, his hair stayed on.