A Florida trans-gendered woman is facing charges for running a black-market butt-enhancement business where she injected cement, Fix-a-Flat, and superglue into a patient’s buttocks. The patient became suspicious that cement had been used, because as soon as her butt was smoothed out, someone made footprints in it before it could dry.
Asked why she used Fix-a-Flat tire sealant, the accused admitted, “I ran out of silly string and whipped cream.”
Accusations include practicing medicine without a license. Though, based on the materials she was using, the closest thing she had to a medical license was a discount card for The Home Depot.
Can you believe she used super-glue to seal a cosmetic surgery injection site? Everyone knows you have to caulk it.
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