Thursday, March 22, 2012

"Drug Situation"

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino says that he is addicted to prescription pain killers.  It’s easy to see how he got started, because the only way he could get through his own jokes on the last Comedy Central Roast was to be on a lot of pain meds.

He says he’s addicted to prescription pills.  I didn’t even know you could get a prescription for Ecstasy.

Mike never meant to get addicted to pain pills.  He meant to get addicted to steroids.

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