Last
night, Flavor Flav was arrested in Las Vegas for domestic violence. His attitude was, “You mess with the bull,
you get the plastic Viking helmet horns.”
This
never would have happened in Hollywood, where for years, Flavor couldn’t even
get arrested.
Flavor
might be facing some heavy jail time. If
there’s one guy who understands heavy time, it’s a guy who wears a wall clock
around his neck.
When
an argument became heated between he and his fiancée, Flavor got the idea to, “Yo!
Bum Rush the Show…rty.”
Flavor
allegedly threw his fiancée to the floor, twice. His excuse was, “Bitch should have stayed
down after the first time.”
He
is also accused of chasing his fiancee’s son with a knife, a felony assault
charge. At that point, witnesses called
911, but as Flavor can attest, “911 Is a Joke.”
If
found guilty, after all these years, Flav is finally living up to the name
Public Enemy.
Fortunately
for all involved, no one was injured.
Fortunately for America, no new Flavor Flav reality show is planned.
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