Showing posts with label Angelina Jolie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Angelina Jolie. Show all posts

Friday, May 4, 2012

"Hilton Claims to Defame"



Blogger Perez Hilton is being sued for $500,000 for claiming on his website that the jeweler who designed Angelina Jolie’s engagement ring had been previously convictred of fraud.  Though, the real story here would be if a blogger actually had $500,000.

Perez said he would be willing to retract all claims and apologizing if Brad Pitt will marry him instead of Angelina.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Obama, Angelina Jolie, and the Doctor of all scammers

A Texas doctor is facing charges for allegedly scamming Medicare out of almost $375 million over 5 years for bogus medical services, the largest healthcare fraud operation in history.  The old record was whatever you paid in health insurance premiums last year.
The doctor’s justification for the entire scam was explaining how expensive greens’ fees have gotten.
The scam was based on billing Medicare for services for thousands of elderly, poor, and homeless people who never really received services, needed or not.  Or as that’s usually called, Medicare.

After Angelina Jolie prominently displayed her right leg through the slit in her dress while presenting at the Oscars on Sunday, the image of her striking the pose has gone viral.  Even her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton, whose blood she used to wear in a tiny vial around hr neck said, “Yeah, she’s gotten weird.”.
The pose has been named “Jolie-ing,” a la ‘planking’ or ‘Tebowing’, and it’s definition is “standing in a pose that makes Jennifer Aniston feel inferior.”

President Obama has pledged to buy a Chevy Volt.  Didn’t he already bail General Motors out once?
He says he is going to buy a Volt.  So, that’s his plan to lower gas prices.
Chevrolet is worried, because since the president promised to buy a Volt, that means he’ll change his mind and not do it.
The president said he would buy the Volt in 5 years, when he isn’t president anymore.  It’s a dark prediction for the economy when the president is already forecasting that he’ll need to buy a 5-year-old car after leaving office.
For having a “5 Year Plan,” Republicans immediately labeled Obama a Stalinist Commie.

Monday, September 12, 2011

“Cuff, Link”


Appearing at the premiere of partner Brad Pitt’s new movie Moneyball in Toronto, Angelina Jolie carried a Louis Vuitton clutch purse that was handcuffed to her wrist Friday night.  The star doesn’t need to carry much cash, but she likes to keep a small piece of Jennifer Aniston’s heart with her at all times.

Angelina likes the handcuff accessory, because she can instantly put it on a child she wants to adopt if they won’t come willingly.