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British cabaret singer says she is ready to lose her virginity – at age 70.
She’s even willing to go to the drug store and buy the condoms, since she gets a senior discount.
She
wants a guy who will be gentle the first time – so she doesn’t break a hip.
Of
course it’s possible that she has had sex before, only now tht she’s 70 she
doesn’t remember it.
At
70 years old, she still has a nickname for her breasts. She calls them the Allied Powers.
Her
vagina is called The Great Depression.
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Because she says it needs a New Deal.
She
says she knows how to set the mood for company in the bedroom. She put doilies on the pillows.
