“Latest in Weiner Coverage”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2011/06/anthony-weiner-sex-scandal-resignation-/1

Congressman Anthony Weiner has resigned from office following his Facebook and Twitter scandal.  Anthony may be back though.  His motto is, you can’t keep a good Weiner down.

Weiner announced his resignation at a senior citizens center, where he had a lot of support.  Which makes sense since fewer senior citizens are on Twitter.

Weiner made a statement and kept it short, making it the first time in a while he felt no need to brag about his length.

Unexpectedly, though there were cameras pointed at him, the Congressman chose to keep his pants on.

“People’s Voice Award”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2011/01/homeless-man-with-golden-pipes-to-voice-nfl-films/1?csp=hf

A homeless man named Ted Williams in Columbus Ohio became a viral video sensation for his radio-quality voice, resulting in interviews and TV appearances. Of course, it’s easy to make your voice echo when you live in a tunnel.

Williams will soon be doing TV voice over and radio commercials, but to make him comfortable in studio, his scripts have to be hand-written on a piece of cardboard.

“XXX-presso”

A Brooklyn coffee shop is offering customers 10 shots of espresso in a single serving with the nickname "porn in a cup." The first 9 espresso shots are free. The tenth is the money shot.

You might think that would be hard to drink, but it’s surprising how easily it goes down.

They are working on an iced version, and of course, the ice would be shaved.