"Wendy's Wins"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46784487/ns/business-stocks_and_economy/

A food industry research firm reports that Wendy’s has overtaken Burger King as the 2^nd biggest hamburger chain in U.S. sales, behind leader McDonald’s.  As a result, Wendy is already demanding to be called “Your Highness.”

Burger King likes to say they sell the best burger, but that is a Whopper.

Needless to say, the Executives at Burger King are broiling.

Now, if Wendy’s slips back, the mood there is expected to be Frosty.

McDonald's is still number 1, despite the fact that for years, the Hamburglar has been robbing them blind.

All three burger chains are trying to not only kill their competition, but to kill all of America. 

“Speeding Fast Food”

http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/story/2012-01-12/burger-king-delivery/52604104/1?csp=hf

Burger King is testing home delivery of its food.  Because there’s nothing quite as delicious as a flame-broiled hamburger that you re-heat in the microwave, yourself.

Home delivery could be a big success for Burger King, as long as they are smart enough to rule out deliveries by their creepy, silent King mascot.

Americans have gotten so lazy, we don’t even want to go out of the house to pick up the greasy fast food that’s killing us.

McDonald’s recently tried a similar plan, but their delivery vehicles kept getting car-jacked by the Hamburglar.