“Judge Agrees: Edwards Needs a Knife Stuck in his Chest”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2012/01/john-edwards-life-threatening-condition-/1

Citing a “life-threatening” need for heart surgery, a federal judge has postponed John Edwards’s trial for allegedly breaking campaign finance laws to cover his affair with Rielle Hunter.  Two doctors confirmed that Edwards’ condition, as the affair while his wife was dying of cancer proves that he was and is heartless.

In a related story, John Kerry has flip-flopped on supporting Edwards.

“Where There’s a Will”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2011/01/elizabeth-edwards-john-edwards-will-/1

According to CNN, Elizabeth Edwards did not mention or leave anything to her estranged husband, former senator John Edwards. That’s because John only wanted 2 things, and she couldn’t leave him the presidency and he was already getting tail somewhere else.

Mrs. Edwards left all of her property and royalties from her best-selling books to her 3 surviving children, although what they really wanted was a less sleazy father.

Elizabeth was unable to give John the one thing she really wanted to: her cancer.