“Where There’s a Will”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2011/01/elizabeth-edwards-john-edwards-will-/1

According to CNN, Elizabeth Edwards did not mention or leave anything to her estranged husband, former senator John Edwards. That’s because John only wanted 2 things, and she couldn’t leave him the presidency and he was already getting tail somewhere else.

Mrs. Edwards left all of her property and royalties from her best-selling books to her 3 surviving children, although what they really wanted was a less sleazy father.

Elizabeth was unable to give John the one thing she really wanted to: her cancer.