“The Chosen Children”

Gwyneth Paltrow says she is raising her kids as Jews.  It’s working: the kids already feel a lot of guilt about it.

One will control all the banks, and the other will control the media.

Paltrow will promise not to beat her children only if they are willing to give up portions of their bedrooms.

"Red Wing"

http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2011-05-24-Jewish-Lenin-Russia_N.htm

A new display in Russia’s State History Museum in Moscow offers letters that seem to prove that Bolshevik leader and founder Communist Party founder Vladimir Lenin was really Jewish.  This is a surprise to America’s younger generation, who only know Lenin as “one of the Beatles.” 

“Violence Is the Question, Not the Answer”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/03/facebook-deletes-palestinian-intifada-page-for-threats-of-violence/1

Facebook took down a 340,000 follower page promoting a 3^rd Palestinian “intifada,” or uprising, against Israel, citing threats of violence in Jerusalem and calling for the killing of Jews. The group will put a new page up on MySpace, who will leave it alone because they’re happy just to have anyone at this point.