“The Russians Are Coming"

Russian president Vladimir Putin will be visiting Viet Nam tomorrow in an effort to improve relations there.  Coincidentally, that event will also be a major plot point in the next Sylvester Stallone action movie.

Once he is there, safely in an underground lair, Putin can finally remove his human-like mask and show the Vietnamese leaders his lizard skin underneath.

"Red Wing"

http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2011-05-24-Jewish-Lenin-Russia_N.htm

A new display in Russia’s State History Museum in Moscow offers letters that seem to prove that Bolshevik leader and founder Communist Party founder Vladimir Lenin was really Jewish.  This is a surprise to America’s younger generation, who only know Lenin as “one of the Beatles.”