“Hair Ball”

http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=689650

A gambling website has purchased a piece of Michael Jackson’s hair with the intention of turning it into a ball for a roulette wheel.  The roulette ball will be the first part of Jackson’s body to ever circulate among people over 21.

It seems hard to believe; Michael's hair had so much relaxer in it, it's hard to imagine it ever curling into a ball.

The most awkward part is, when the roulette ball comes to a stop, everyone looks at Conrad Murray.

“Surgical Pre-Disposition”

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2010-11-08-michael-jackson_N.htm

On Monday’s Oprah Winfrey show, Michael Jackson’s mother said that she believes Michael was addicted to plastic surgery. She, on the other hand, is addicted to stating the obvious.