“Traveling Pants” or “Grounded over Pants-on-Ground”

http://travel.usatoday.com/flights/post/2011/06/us-airways-baggy-pants-arrest/174698/1

A young man aboard a US Airways plane was arrested once an incident escalated from his refusal to pull his pants up over his underwear.  Apparently, the airline has a “no low-fly” rule.

In jail, the young man will most likely want his pants pulled up.

The young man was held on $11,000 bail, which he could easily make in a few nights with his pants down at a male strip joint.

“Full Nelson”

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2010-11-26-willie-nelson-charges_N.htm

Country music legend Willie Nelson was arrested Friday for drug possession when 6 oz. of marijuana was found on his tour bus at a border patrol checkpoint in Texas. An officer became suspicious when he saw that #1 - it was a tour bus, and #2 - it was Willie Nelson.

The officer smelled marijuana as soon as the bus door was opened. Willie explained that they did that on purpose to cover the smell of his unwashed hair.

The incident proves that when people smoke pot, they are much more likely to “make a run for the border.”