“’BAL’ Stands for ‘Blood Alcohol Lindsay’”

Lindsay Lohan was accused of violating her probation Thursday, after equipment detected alcohol in her system while she was under house arrest.  Lindsay says that her body now turns all liquids into alcohol, since that's what it's used to.

Lindsay claims she was only drinking tea.  Tea made from fermented grain.

Lindsay didn't mind going to court because she likes to see if she can find and then steal cocaine from evidence bags.

-          Or as she likes to call it, Exhibit “C.”

“For Skin or Against” or “Genital Election”

http://yourlife.usatoday.com/health/medical/story/0//circumcision-ban-to-appear-on-san-francisco-ballot/47303482/1

San Francisco will have a measure on its November ballot to vote on a ban of circumcision on males under 18.  Ironically, San Franciscans over 18 have the highest national rate of penis grooming, piercing, and decoration.

Circumcision supporters organized a protest demonstration, but it was cut short.

Those who oppose circumcision for minors say they speak for those who can’t speak for themselves.  The penises.