“’BAL’ Stands for ‘Blood Alcohol Lindsay’”

Lindsay Lohan was accused of violating her probation Thursday, after equipment detected alcohol in her system while she was under house arrest.  Lindsay says that her body now turns all liquids into alcohol, since that's what it's used to.

Lindsay claims she was only drinking tea.  Tea made from fermented grain.

Lindsay didn't mind going to court because she likes to see if she can find and then steal cocaine from evidence bags.

-          Or as she likes to call it, Exhibit “C.”

“Camp Lohan”

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Lindsay Lohan turned herself in to jail and then went home to befin serving house arrest Thursday morning, for pleading no contest to stealing a $2500 necklace.  Lindsay has started to just refer to house arrest as “summer vacation.”

Lindsay wants to still be able to pursue her interests and hobbies while confined to her home, so she plans to regularly burglarize her own house.