"Creepy Patch"

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A New Hamphire man named Sean Neary, who is a former Boy Scout leader, was arrested for child pornography found on his computer. Neary faces 15 years in jail per charge, giving him ample opportunity to earn his prison bitch merit badge.

As a scout leader, Neary had never been left alone with any children, but had always hoped to see the boys rise to the position of full eagle.

His version of the Boy Scouts flag ceremony included “raising the pole.”

An investigation will determine if he ever gave anyone the two-finger salute.

“Two Moms Better than One?”

A new report shows the rate of child abuse among Lesbian parents is at zero percent. Obviously, that’s not counting the emotional trauma and humiliation caused by their mullets.

So lesbians’ homes are safe, healthy, and comfortable, just like their Birkenstocks.

The study made Rosie O’Donnell’s kids finally feel safe.

Among straight couples, there has always been a percentage of abuse that has gone unreported due to some mothers’ physical fear of the father. But among lesbian couples, neither partner would be afraid to finger the other.