"Coming Out in Utah"

http://travel.usatoday.com/destinations/dispatches/post/2012/01/gayest-places-in-usa-list-causes-controversy/600091/1?csp=hf

The Advocate, a magazine catering to the gay community, put Salt Lake City, Utah at number 1 on its 3^rd annual list of the “Gayest Cities in America.”  Though controversial, the gay attention has certainly made Salt Lake City even saltier.

Said a Salt Lake City spokesman, “Our city isn’t actually as gay as it looks.  Most Mormons just spend a lot of time at the gym.”

Because of the attention, The Great Salt Lake itself is being renamed The Fabulous Salt Lake.

Of course, a hit Broadway Musical called The Book of Mormon doesn’t exactly change the new stereotype.

"Politician Is his own Big Donor"

http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/12/12/9397649-ex-ala-politician-caught-in-new-zealand-sperm-donor-scandal

Bill Johnson, conservative Alabama politician has been caught in a scandal in New Zealand for donating sperm to at least 9 lesbian women, at least 3 of whom became pregnant.  As both a Christian and a sperm donor, he literally found new zeal.

The scandal is almost as big for the lesbians, for accepting sperm.

Having lost the Alabama gubernatorial race in 2010, he determined that its easier to win the popular vote, if you create the population yourself.

It was quite a surprise that Johnson impregnated these gay women, since they were never interested in any other Johnson.

“Sex Sells… Newspapers”

http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/2011-07-19-gay-candidates-politics_n.htm?csp=hf

The Gay and Lesbian Victory Fund reports that 107 openly gay candidates were elected to office in 2010, which they attribute to a change in public attitudes regarding the sexual orientation of their elected officials.  For the most part, voters aren’t interested whether or not a candidate is gay; they’re just tired of politicians’ back-door deals.

Arizona state senator Kristen Sinema, a 35-year-old woman who is openly bisexual, says her constituents don’t care.  Except the ones who openly think that it’s actually kind of hot.

Voters don’t mind gay politicians, because they are tired of elected officials lying about their sexuality, and would rather they go back to lying about everything else.

USA Today is reporting that it is increasingly “not a big deal.”  So much so that they had to do a full feature story on it.

“Two Moms Better than One?”

A new report shows the rate of child abuse among Lesbian parents is at zero percent. Obviously, that’s not counting the emotional trauma and humiliation caused by their mullets.

So lesbians’ homes are safe, healthy, and comfortable, just like their Birkenstocks.

The study made Rosie O’Donnell’s kids finally feel safe.

Among straight couples, there has always been a percentage of abuse that has gone unreported due to some mothers’ physical fear of the father. But among lesbian couples, neither partner would be afraid to finger the other.