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Thursday, November 4, 2010

"Election Rates"

"The Daily Show" was the highest rated late night show in October among viewers aged 18 to 49. As a result, syndicated sitcoms are going to hold a Washington Mall “Rally to Restore Ratings.”

Fox News Channel scored the highest ratings on election night, averaging seven million viewers. However, being a hard news channel, they don't care about ratings. They care about getting Republicans elected.

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"Election Rates"

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