Showing posts with label Fox News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fox News. Show all posts

Monday, July 2, 2012

“Anderson Coup”



CNN’s Anderson Cooper has come out, openly saying he is gay.  Cooper has long thought to have been gay, because he hangs out with Kathy Griffin.

Cooper could have revealed his sexuality at any time on CNN, except it isn’t news to anyone.

Anderson says he has always been gay, but he also spent his entire childhood being dressed by Gloria Vanderbilt.

In fact, the only evidence that there has ever been to suggest Cooper might not be gay is the fact that he doesn’t dye his hair.

Most people don’t seem to care that that Cooper is homosexual, only that he’s a journalist.  Although, now that he’s out, there are those who will label him as a “correspondent.”


Now that one of CNN’s biggest names has come out, CNN’s challenge to FOX News is this: Your turn, Bill O’Reilly.

Friday, June 10, 2011

“Boobs on Fox”

Khloe Kardashian accidentally showed a nipple while appearing on "Fox and Friends" Tuesday.  It wasn't censored because the producers thought Khloe was a man.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

“Clever Fox”

The Fox News program "Red Eye" has accused Jay Leno of stealing a joke from them.  So Leno is finally almost as funny as Fox News.

You almost can’t blame Jay.  I mean, Fox News is freakin’ hilarious.

Leno’s topper to the joke was to then report a news with an obvious right-leaning political spin.

Friday, April 8, 2011

“Spanish Fox”

Fox announced plans to launch a Spanish-language cable channel.  The Spanish Fox News division won't bother translating the slogan "Fair and Balanced," since in English, it obviously doesn't mean anything.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

“Beck Off”


Fox news and Glenn Beck jointly announced that Beck’s daily program will be going off the air.  To prepare for the transition, for a long time now, Beck has been going off his rocker.

Beck attributes the end of his show to a liberal, left-wing conspiracy to bring him down.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

"Election Rates"

"The Daily Show" was the highest rated late night show in October among viewers aged 18 to 49. As a result, syndicated sitcoms are going to hold a Washington Mall “Rally to Restore Ratings.”

Fox News Channel scored the highest ratings on election night, averaging seven million viewers. However, being a hard news channel, they don't care about ratings. They care about getting Republicans elected.