“Rest ‘Il’ Peace”

Yesterday was the funeral for North Korean leader Kim Jong Il.  The North Korean people have been told via state media that, although he appears dead, he will awaken with only one kiss from Prince Charming.


Government officials wanted the road paved with gold for the funeral procession.  Gold was not available, however, so instead they paved it with North Koreans.

“The Late Ms. Taylor”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/03/elizabeth-taylor-late-for-her-own-funeral/1?csp=hf

Elizabeth Taylor was literally late for her own funeral on Thursday. She had included among her final arrangements a wish to have her casket arrive 15 minutes after the service was to have begun. In the finest sense of the word, “What a diva.”

It’s possible that her late arrival bothered some people, as many gathered were seen crying.