“Undie-cover Operation”

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Police caught a New Jersey man who had been going into apartment building laundry rooms to steal ladies underwear.  Details are sparse, as all the pieces of evidence in the case are unmentionables.

The man was dubbed the "Panty Bandit" by the press.  Which means Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is going to have to get a new vanity license plate.

Once the man was physically restrained, he really got his panties in a bind.

If the man goes to jail, he’ll finally see what it’s like to live with no frills.

After officers stormed the suspect’s home, one was quoted as saying, “Wow, that was my first panty raid since college.”

“Arabian Night-gowns”

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A new law has gone into effect in Saudi Arabia, allowing only women to work in ladies’ lingerie stores.  This is for the sake of the privacy and dignity of the ladies who shop there, claimed the Saudi Transvestite Businessman’s Association.

The store’s inventory consists of only the latest fashions in women’s intimate apparel.  Otherwise, their customers wouldn’t be able to show their faces in public.

A wide variety of lingerie styles are available, because as the saying goes, “beauty is in the eye-slit of the beholder.”

Though Saudi women are required to have their entire bodies except hands and eyes covered in public, they are allowed to wear more revealing attire at home, as way to feel attractive before being forced into sex by their husbands.

Saudi Arabia’s most popular lingerie store is Victoria’s Shiek-ret.