Thursday, April 19, 2012

“Undie-cover Operation”


Police caught a New Jersey man who had been going into apartment building laundry rooms to steal ladies underwear.  Details are sparse, as all the pieces of evidence in the case are unmentionables.

The man was dubbed the "Panty Bandit" by the press.  Which means Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is going to have to get a new vanity license plate.

Once the man was physically restrained, he really got his panties in a bind.
If the man goes to jail, he’ll finally see what it’s like to live with no frills.

After officers stormed the suspect’s home, one was quoted as saying, “Wow, that was my first panty raid since college.”

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