A female passenger on a Southwest Airlines flight was escorted off a plane for wearing a tank top and miniskirt that another passenger complained was too revealing. How revealing was it? Let’s just say that the chairs weren’t the only thing in their full upright position during takeoff.

How can the airlines start to impose such strict dress code standards? Have you been through airport security lately? Take off your jacket, remove your belt. It’s practically a strip tease.



According to USA today, a national education trend toward virtual schools has grown to include 25 states. That’s good, because all graduates can find anymore are virtual jobs.

It also means that in order for school yard bullies to remain effective, they are going to have to become computer-hacking nerds.

Just remember, in the computer age, it costs $2000 to give an Apple to the teacher.

Biggest advantage to virtual school is actually gym class. Two words: video games.



Paris Hilton is suing Hallmark, saying they used her image and catch phrase, “That’s hot,” without her consent. She is sending her lawyer to hand-deliver a cease- and-desist order personally, because she cares enough to send the very best.

The Paris cards sell for $2.49, which Paris found insulting. Why pay two-and-a-half bucks for an un-authorized picture of me, when you could just sleep with me for free?

Paris is mostly upset because they are greeting cards, not get out of jail free cards.