Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Getting a Leg Up

Scientists have discovered the most primitive tetrapod, or 4-limbed creature, in Earth’s history. After much research, anthropologists confirmed that it’s “Girls Gone Wild” owner Joe Francis.

The fossil, found in Latvia, includes a skull, and parts of its shoulders and pelvis that indicate the 365 million-year-old animal had developed legs instead of fins. Sadly, the statement that leg development was an evolutionary step forward immediately enraged the world’s Mermaids.

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