A South Africa high court ruled that a portion of ethnically Chinese citizens are to be reclassified as “black,” so that they can benefit from policies intended to undo apartheid injustices. Some white people will also be affected, since this ruling screws up many of the most bigoted ethnic jokes.
Since the end of apartheid, the government has taken many steps to insure all South Africans equality. Today’s ruling is a perfect example, since both Black and Chinese people found the reclassification offensive.
Congratulations to Jamie Lynn Spears, who had her baby today. She had a girl, and named her Maddie Briann. The name “Maddie,” of course, is short for “Mad ‘e Got Me Pregnant.”
Little Maddie came into the world at only 6 lbs., 1 oz., which is smaller than the average newborn here in the U.S., but still bigger than Mary-Kate Olsen.
Britney Spears, who flew to Jamie Lynn’s side, was happy for her sister, but even happier to have all the attention on someone else’s vagina for a change.
Based on her own parenting experience, Britney asked Jamie Lynn how long it would be until her brand new daughter would be turned over to Kevin Federline.
No pictures of the baby have yet been released to the press, but the paparazzi are already prepared to make the baby seem as slutty as possible.
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