Thursday, January 15, 2009

Flush on Funds

A man armed with a gun attempting a bank robbery in Kentucky was foiled after walking in to find the bank had been converted into the town’s water department two weeks prior. His quick cash grab went down the drain.

The robber became desperate for money when no bank would float him a loan.

Maybe he was trying to withdraw liquid capital.

Trying to rob a bank is a bit like diving into a pool. To pull it off right, it helps if you have gone off the deep end.

The robber was wearing a mask but forgot his snorkel.

On the other hand, turning a bank into a water utility building is a little like watching your money go down the toilet.

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