“It Takes a Village, People”

The State Department reported today that the United States has decided to cosign a U.N. declaration to decriminalize homosexuality. This is part of a proactive plan to improve our nation’s prisons, which are often accused of creating hardened criminals.

Intended to target human rights abuses and discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity, the declaration is part of a pink triangulated effort.

Ironically, at a time when diversity is being almost universally applauded, the U.N. itself is now being targeted as being too homogenous.

Sixty-six other nations have also joined in on the declaration, but rather than a written signature, all the countries’ representatives will kiss each other on the mouth.

The U.N. thought about celebrating with a Human Rights parade, but it was decided that that would be too gay.

Congress was not said to be involved in the agreement to sign the declaration, and there was no bipartisan committee to even look at it. But here were those who were bi-curious.