Thursday, March 19, 2009

“Ripped from Today’s Headlines”

New Jersey’s state cosmetology board may ban “Brazilian” waxes, after reports of injuries and infections have raised concerns about the safety of the hair removal procedure. If it comes down to a vote, it might be a close shave.

Measures to pass such a ban are expected to go smoothly, at first, but could get a little bumpy within a few days.

Customers who insist on getting it done may have to go out of state to do so, which could add a whole new layer to state line inspections.

For many Jersey salons and spas, this could cost them a lot of business, creating a really hairy situation for all.

A spokesperson who gets regular Brazilian waxing done made the following statement: “OOwww!!”

Most people feel that there are more important issues facing the State Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling, mainly New Jersey's persistant mullet problem.

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