Friday, May 7, 2010

“Caveman Bones, Breeds"

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/discoveries/2010-05-06-neanderthal07_ST_N.htm?csp=hf

New fossil evidence released Thursday suggests interbreeding between Neanderthals and humans 50 to 80,000 years ago. Despite the passage of time, their parents still won’t accept them.

As proof, scientists point to Kirstie Alley.

Their breeding likely came about with the invention of the nightclub. That is, a club you hit someone with at night.

The coupling of the two species suggests that one morning, tens of thousands of years ago, a human invented the walk of shame.

The interbreeding most likely stopped once humans discovered fire and could see what the Neanderthals looked like.

According to a cave painting translation, a popular pick-up line of the time was “Is that a protruding brow under that unwashed hair, or are you just happy to see me?”

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