At the steps of the White House yesterday, an unidentified rodent scurried past President Obama’s podium as he addressed the media. When someone called out “rat,” all the politicians and all the reporters slinked down in their chairs.
The incident was the president’s most important meeting to date, according to PETA.
Secret Service checked out the intruder’s record, but it was squeaky clean.
If the critter was a mouse, he probably came to the White House for his share of the government cheese.
No one was able to make a positive ID of the animal, although Democrats suspect a mole.
Said a member of the Republican National Committee: “We have no idea how that mouse-shaped spy robot – I mean, ‘mouse’… got into the White House.”
The biggest difference between this animal and any other in the news right now: this little guy doesn’t have oil all over him.
No servants, staff, or even the Secret Service have been able to catch the less-than-welcome guest, so they’ve nicknamed him ‘Bin Laden.’
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