“Too Hot for the Cold-Blooded”

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/environment/2010-05-14-lizards14_ST_N.htm

Scientists say that rising temperatures may cause the extinction of up to 20% of all lizards by 2080. Many species are failing to reproduce in places where the climate has gotten hotter. To scare conservatives into environmentalism, the scientists will say that global warming turns you gay.