Wednesday, May 12, 2010

“Sunshine State”

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100512/ap_on_el_pr/us_republicans2012

The Republican National Committee has chosen Tampa Florida as the location for their 2012 presidential convention. Tampa is an obvious choice for conservative Congress members, as it is said to be a great place to stage a gay sex scandal.

It wasn’t hard to convince members of the GOP to migrate to Florida, since the average age of a Republican senator is now 107.

Though Tampa is famous for its great sun and great tanning, the Republican convention will temporarily make the city a whole lot whiter.

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