http://www.ocregister.com/news/england-270533-home-bicycle.html
A man riding past an Orange County home on a bicycle fired 4 gunshots as he passed the house Sunday night. None of the bullets hit anyone, leading police to believe the shooter must have also been texting at the time.
Analysts say that this is a sign of how bad the economy has gotten: even drive-by shooters can’t afford a car.
Police are investigating the incident to see if it is gang-related. Specifically they are checking out biker gangs.
Or, since it was a bicycle, a chain gang.
If he is a gang banger and is selling drugs, that’s how police will catch him. You can hide heroin or coke in your glove compartment, but not in the basket clamped onto your handlebars.
Police hope to catch the suspect and are shifting into high gear.
Maybe the shooter is an environmentalist gang-banger. His gang color is green.
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