Tuesday, March 1, 2011

“Teats’ Treats”

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2011-02-25-breast-milk-dessert_N.htm

The Icecreamists, a London Company that began offering “Baby Gaga,” an ice cream made from human breast milk Friday, at a price equivalent to $22.50 per order. And to think, for ages that stuff has been wasted on babies for free!

The company completely sold out on Friday, the first day the product was offered. Since then, men everywhere are trying to get their hands on a plentiful supply source.

Customers who like it hope that it will become available in bigger cup sizes.

Those who want the ice cream but can’t afford it may just have to suck it up.

Asked why the human breast mil ice cream is so expensive, the company owner said, you have to pay a woman a lot of money to stay topless in a walk-in freezer.

Those who have tasted the ice cream are having a hard time weaning themselves off it.

If you purchase two orders, be advised that it is perfectly normal if one is slightly larger than the other.

The ice cream is said to be all natural, meaning no breast implants.

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