“Pacify the Masses”

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/suri-cruise-pacifier/story?id=13094283

Tom Cruise ansd Katie Holmes’ almost-5-year-old daughter, Suri, was recently photographed sucking a pacifier. While just a few months ago, her father Tom was photographed sucking in the movie Knight and Day.

Suri is almost 5, so the obvious question s, at her age, isn’t she old enough to… realize her parents are crazy?

To the question of whether Suri is too old to suck on a pacifier, a psychologist said, “It is normal and healthy for people to calm and soothe themselves in a variety of ways. Tom, a grown man, also sucks on a pacifier to relieve his stress. Of course, he pretends it’s a penis.”