American Airlines has filed for bankruptcy. Their debts are so large they can no longer be carried-on.
Due to the company’s financial strains, all of their planes’ passenger cabins will now be even more pressurized.
To offset their costs, pilots will now be paid in frequent flyer miles.
The airline says that their biggest issues are labor and fuel costs. To save money on both, they are going to cover most of their destinations by strapping their planes to the top of buses.
Employees are taking the news pretty hard. Their faces looked so sad today, you’d think the luggage they lost was their own.
American’s debt ratio is so high, for the first time, the airline is actually living up to its name.
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