The Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey Circus parent company agreed on a settlement with the USDA over charges of animal mistreatment. The settlement was easily reached because both the circus’ representatives and the government officials are a bunch of clowns.
Federal inspections led to charges over treatment of the circus’ 54 pachyderms. The settlement was reached once they addressed the elephant in the room.
Several major issues dealt specifically with the care of tigers and zebras cages and enclosures. Until
those issues are resolved, stripes are officially out.
A chief complaint called out tigers’ feeding conditions. From now on, the tigers will only eat Frosted Flakes.
Asked for comment, the tigers said “They’re Greeaaat!”
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