Thursday, November 10, 2011

“Two out of Three Ain’t Bad”


Texas Governor Rick Perry made a blunder in the Republican presidential debate Wednesday night, when trying to list the 3 federal agencies he has promised to eliminate, he cited the Departments of Education and Commerce, but could not recall the Dept. of Energy.  To remember, all he had to do was think of what his campaign has ran out of.

According to Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, Energy and Matter are the same thing, in different states.  The proof: Perry’s candidacy is no matter. 

Maybe in Texas, but not in different states.

Perry’s supporters have their own spin.  They say the Department of Energy is so unnecessary that it doesn’t even bear mentioning.

As governor of Texas, Perry never has to worry about remembering lists.  When he’s asked, “Should we flip the switch on this electric chair?” he just has to shake his head ‘yes’ or ‘no.’ 


After the debate, Perry was asked if he planned to continue to run, or would he step down.  Perry said that he is not stepping down; he still plans to host the Oscars.

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