U.S. Customs and other officials seized almst $5 million in unauthorized Superbowl merchandise from Indianapolis area flea markets and street venders following an investigation called Operation Fake Sweep. Make sure to get all your Operation Fake Sweep hats, t-shirts, and other cool gear before they sell out.
Newt Gingrich said that if they ever make a movie about this year’s presidential race, he’d like to be played by Brad Pitt. Apparently Gingrich thinks that rich and fat equals Money Ball.
Pitt is ready to screen test as Gingrich: “The first rule of the open marriage is you don’t talk about the open marriage.”
Punxsutawney Phil, the famous groundhog, saw his shadow today, predicting 6 more weeks of winter. Phil is hailed as a prognosticator of seasonal change, an like most weather-men, right after his public prediction, his handlers had to return him to his cage before he bit or pooped on someone.
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