Valentines, China, and Spoken Word Grammy

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2012/02/alaskans-are-first-gay-couple-wed-at-empire-state-building/1#.TzrqO8U192A

For the first time, The Empire State Building hosted same sex weddings for Valentine’s Day, including 2 women.  Onlookers were surprised to see the female couple atop such a tall and iconic erection.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2012/02/white-house-begins-wooing-chinas-next-president/1#.TzrpmsU192A

Vice President Biden met with China’s Vice President Xi Jinping at the White House today.  Jinping is the next likely leader of China, so it made sense for Biden to meet him, so Jinping can get used to Americans kissing his ass.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2012/02/mitt-romney-auto-bailouts-detroit-news-/1#.Tzrp58U192A

Mitt Romney is campaigning hard in Michigan, the state where he was born, but where he now seems to be trailing in polls behind Rick Santorum.  Not helping Romney is his harsh criticism of the bailout of the automotive industry in Detroit, and his shunning of cars in general, preferring to travel by balloon on his own hot air.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2012/02/betty-white-takes-ego-trip-with-grammy-sag/1#.Tzr4y8U192A

At Sunday Night’s Grammy Awards, Betty White won the award for Best Spoken Word album, for her audio collection of humorous anecdotes If You Ask Me (and of Course You Won’t).  Betty celebrated her win like many Grammy winners, with drugs and hookers in her limo.