Foster Friess, millionaire supporter of Rick Santorum’s super PAC, said in an MSNBC interview that women should use Bayer aspirin as a contraceptive –by holding one between their knees. Friess’ remark may have backfired, since taking an aspirin often cures the headaches that prevent sex.
The idea of using aspirim as birth control has caused confusion for many of Santorum’s supporters. Some are substituting their birth control pills with2 Bayer tablets while others are trying to have sex with the pill bottle.
People having sex by themselves are then logically encouraged to use Aspercreme, and just rub it in.
The pharmacists of America want to remind people to only use aspirin as directed, between two consenting adults.
Sex itself has been said to be a medicine. And by extension, gay sex is an alternative medicine.
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