Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, better known as the underwear bomber, was sentenced to multiple life sentences Thursday, for trying to blow up a jet plane bound for Detroit, Dec 25, 2009. This despite his lawyer’s attempt at a defense that an awful in-flight meal caused the explosion in his underwear.
The bomb hidden in his underwear ignited and burned him, but failed to explode. Apparently, for Umar, nothing below the waist ever worked very well.
Due to his botched bombing, if he ever got on another plane, he would be able to stow his genitals in a carry-on bag.
There is little concern that Umar might catch a venereal disease in prison, since he has already had a flaming crotch.
He’s expected to be very popular in prison, especially since his posterior has already been blown wide open.
The multiple life sentences were imposed because the judge felt that the defendant would try to commit future terrorist acts if ever released, if only he still had the balls.
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