A
new study published in the New England Journal of Medicine suggests that coffee
drinkers may live longer. Actually, they
still die, they just can’t close their eyes or stop trembling from the
caffeine.
Doctors
think that the secret is that coffee drinkers may be that, until they’ve had
their first cup in the morning, they're dead.
Since participating in the study, several subjects haven’t been able to sleep.
Those
who drink decaf also live longer, but they’re lives are empty and meaningless.
Obviously
people who drink coffee live longer.
They are the ones who don’t fall asleep at the wheel.
This
study contradicts the theory that people who hang out at Starbucks all day need
to get a life.
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